George Bush and Dick Cheney walked into a deli-style restaurant just down the street from the White House.

They studied the menu.

Dick ordered a heart-healthy salad.

George considered his choices, and leaned over to the waitress and said, "Hon," he thought for a minute more, and then looked her squarely in the eye, "How 'bout a quickie?"

The waitress, angry and embarrassed at the same time, snarled, "I thought you were so much better – I thought we had the LAST of that with the LAST administration!"

She turned, and went stomping off in a huff.

Dick poked the President in the arm and whispered, "George, I think it's pronounced 'quiche.'"